Keeping Up with the Kardashians
Sundays 9:00 PM on E!Keeping Up with the Kardashians Season 13 Quotes
I'm like the fucking Easter bunny. I'm full of eggs.
Khloe
Are you guys pinballers?
Kourtney
I faked tried... when I was doing my fertility treatments, it was more so for Lamar.
Khloe
Kim: I wasn't sure if you would mind if I borrowed Khloe's womb for a good year.
Tristan: It's up to KoKo, whatever she wants to do.
I would have to tell him, 'I'm pregnant, and it isn't yours. But it isn't mine either!'
Khloe
So you want me to go ahead, get fat, have your baby and give it back to you.
Khloe
Jeez my app is about chocolate chip cookie recipes.
Kourtney
At the end of the day, she raised the Kardashians.
Kendall
She literally started three families with three different people and fucked everyone over.
Kim
The show's not called Keeping Up with the Jenners.
Kim
I'll let you know if I'll still be speaking to you after I read this book.
Kim
Khloe: Honestly it feels like you can someone inside your stomach trying to get out of it.
Rob: Ah! The aliens are going to get me!
