Keeping Up with the Kardashians
Sundays 9:00 PM on E!Keeping Up with the Kardashians Season 13 Quotes
That ship has definitely sailed, and it's in the fucking Bermuda triangle down at the bottom of the ocean.
Kim
Obviously Khlo$ has to bring the party.
Khloe
Kourtney and I used to go the Large Marge monologue all of the time.
Kim
She's 61... I don't think she has any eggs.
Kourtney
And Caitlyn thought she was going to be the only Olympic person in this family.
Scott
I do kind of feel like I'm on The Bachelor, so does somebody have a rose?
Khloe
Maybe it's time for you guys to end this whole Kardashian thing. Maybe it's becoming a curse for the girls too.
Scott
You're just a big bully.
Kim
Scott's so lucky because I'm the coolest baby mama on the planet.
Kourtney
I had a baby blue shirt on.
Corey
If you need to get your dick wet so badly, get your dick wet.
Khloe
Fucking groupie. Get your shit, and security will escort you the fuck out of here.
Kim
