I live my life so publicly, but after Paris, I just feel like 'is this really what I should be doing?'

Kim

I'm here. I'm not good enough?

Kendall

Jen: What do you call divorced people? A broken family?
Simon: A modern family?

I'm slowly coming back.

Kim

Kris: This is cute. Where did you get it?
Scott: I don't know, do you want it?
Kris: Yes.

The fact that everyone's lives revolve around a show and to make someone happy with a show, is the most sad, depressing thing.

Kendall

Kim: If it isn't bad enough that Kylie is coming for my throne and we have major beef... she got psoriasis.
Kris: You got psoriasis? I wonder if it's ringworm.

If I want a picture I could look it up online.

Khloe

An ex-box is not the video game, it's like a box of everything with an ex of yours.

Kim

Kris: Do you want shredded cheddar cheese?
Kendall: Does cheese make you fat?

Maybe she's embarrassed she's dating Ronnie from the Jersey Shore... because I would be.

Khloe

Do you feel like Eloise... at the Plaza?

Kris