Kanye was really cute, he was like 'so this is what for better or worse means.'

Kim

He's that cute little f*** from Jersey Shore.

Malika

I need some of that tequila that Cindy Crawford drinks.

Kris

In our family, for some reason, when it rains, it pours.

Khloe

I honestly never thought I would be so grateful just to pee by myself.

Kim

This is the best birth control.

Khloe

I'm always been known as the fat sister, and now that I'm over that, I don't want to be the failing sister.

Khloe

You're going to make denim history.

Kourtney

I want my kids to have siblings, and I want to know that I did everything that I could to make this happen.

Kim

El limón es verde. How is a lemon green? In Spanish it's a different color?

Khloe

Between her ass, her belly and your belly... I can't handle it.

Khloe

We've had these stores for four million years!

Khloe