Eve: Why did you want to see me, Chin. What do you know?
Chin: OK. This information may make you, ah, uncomfortable. You have... a bit of tissue stuck under your armpit. HAHAHAHA Come on! It was funny! Did you think I was going to give you everything before a proper glass of wine?

Bill: You can't wear a bra with that dress. Whip it off; this is an important meeting.
Eve: Oh, and important meetings require women to go braless?
Bill: Noooo, dresses like that require women to go braless. A monkey could tell you that.

Konstantin: Promise you won't be naughty.
Villanelle: I promise I won't be naughty.

Russian: There are concerns about your state of mind.
Villanelle: OK.
Russian: Have you been feeling any stress or anxieties lately?
Villanelle: I had quite a heavy period last week, but other than that, I think I'm OK.

Bill: Staring into the abyss?
Elena: No, I... I think I've met her.

You know, what you both did today was massively insensitive. [Behind Frank's back, she gives Eve and Bill a thumbs up and mouths, "That was fun!"]

Elena

Eve: So there was never any CCTV?
Frank: No. I was just tired of you piping up with your theories any time there was a snip of conspiracy in the air you tiresome think bucket!

Oh hi! Letting yourself into my apartment and drinking from a tiny cup doesn't make you intimidating, by the way. It just makes you rude.

Villanelle

Does anyone in the department speak heroin Polish? No, I'm serious.

Frank: You're fired.
Eve: You're a dick swab.
Bill: Oh hey!
Frank: Thank you, Bill.
Bill: No! I was gonna call you a dick swab!

Frank: Well, that one could have gone better. I don't want to say you only had one job, but...
Eve: Oh, piss off, Frank!

You had two armed officers; you did the right thing. You're brilliant. Just don't tell them everything; you'll sound like a nutter.

Bill

Killing Eve Quotes

Does anyone in the department speak heroin Polish? No, I'm serious.

Eve

OK. Thanks for giving us your Saturday. It turns out people are still murderous bastards on a Sunday.

Boss