Killjoys
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Well, isn't this just a goddamn party?
Turin
So, how's your day been?
Zeph [to John]
Excuse me. Do you seriously have no drinks that aren't alcoholic or have you all just been drunk the whole time I've known you?
Pip
Criminal geniuses, total reprobates, sexual deviants. My people.
Pip [to D'avin]
Dutch: Johnny, do you remember anything the way it actually happened?
John: Why? My version is way more interesting.
Fancy Pants! Nice to see a friendly face! Well, at least to see your face.
Garek [to Fancy]
Zephyr: Post-Hullen, you're in perfect neurological shape.
John: Who knew psychotic rage and repeated head bangings could be so rejuvenating?
John: Hey, it's a little early to be drinking.
Dutch: It's a little early to be my mother.
Fancy: That doesn't rhyme.
Gared: I don't write the license, bro.
I have been a warlord, a sexer, an entrepreneur, and that big goofy bear is what I miss the most. How did this happen to me?
Pree [to Dutch]
John: You ever notice a lot of people die around us?
Dutch: Yeah. It's part of our charm.
Dutch: You shouldn't sneak up on people.
D'avin: You shouldn't scream in your sleep.
