Dutch: You really are great, you know that?
John: I've heard the rumors.

Aneela: You found [Dutch]?
Khlyen: I think she found us.

Khlyen: Be strong, Yalena.
Dutch: You be strong. I'll be injured.

John: I could have taken those guys.
Dutch: To what? To dinner?

John: You know, you never hear of anything exciting happening at this end of the J. You want to know why? Because nothing exciting ever happens at this end of the J.
Dutch: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Noted, again.

John: Listen, ship. I know we got off on the wrong foot, but this is getting weird. It's been months since I stole you.
Lucy: Attempted to steal me. You failed. You are a failure.
John: Thanks, Mom!

Dutch: We didn't order anything yet.
Pree: Honey, your faces did. As soon as you walked in that door.

John: Let's get my con on.
Dutch: Oh, gods help us.

John: Let me lead. I've been through this a million different times on a million planets.
Dutch: Only you would brag about multiple arrests, dingus.

Siano: Wow. You know a lot about gross poisons for a debutante carrot.
Dutch: Girl's got to have a hobby. It was either this or pole dancing.

John: Where'd you learn that?
Dutch: Princess self-defense classes. It was a tough kingdom.

John: We've been here five minutes, and I've already saved your ass. You need me.
Dutch: No. You just need to feel needed.
John: Obviously. It's still rude to say.

Killjoys Quotes

Dutch: Got any low level warrants I can knock out fast? Level 2s or 3s?
Bellus: Sure repos, transpos but shouldn't you concentrate on finishing your active warrant?
Dutch: What active warrant?
Bellus: The Level 5 warrant you signed on for twelve hours ago; one Kobee Andras.
Dutch: Bellus, Level 5s are kill work. I don't do those.

Dutch: Six years of working together, he's never wanted some 'me' time... Nah something's up.
Pree: Dutch, you work together, live together, do everything but sleep together and you're worried that he wants a little time apart. Bitch, how charming do you think you are?
Dutch: I know when Johnny's lying, Pree.