Killjoys
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John: You are the worst wife ever. I already want to fake divorce you.
Dutch: Fine by me.
John: Why didn't you tell me the truth?
Dutch; Hello, stranger. Thank you for rescuing me from my tortured life and being my only friend. Oh, did I mention I'm a mass murderer? Anyway, where should we go next?
John: I mean, your elevator pitch needs work.
All right, boys! Let's go see a bitch about a war.
Dutch
D'avin: We didn't, like, do it?
Kendry: Please. I'd still be washing. And you'd remember.
Let me have my hero moment, you goddamn piece of shit.
Turin [to Fancy]
Dutch: That was dumb.
Aneela: Hurting your friend?
Dutch: No, leaving me alive after.
Garet: Thanks to you, here I am on Leith, fighting aliens with a bunch of warlords, eating exotic can meats. I married up.
Pree: That is so sad. Sweet as shit, but sad.
D'avin: If you cough hard, your lungs will fall out.
Johnny: Jealous? That's a feature, not a bug.
Let's play some goddamn Hullen Whack-a-Mole. Batten the hatches and grab your asses.
Turin
Johnny: You know the greatest thing about best friends?
Aneela: What?
Johnny: They always know who you really are.
Kendry: [Aneela's] prettier than you. Something in the eyes.
Dutch: Insanity?
It's war, not prom. Sometimes you need your enemies.
Fancy [to D'avin]
