Killjoys

Fridays 10:00 PM on SyFy

Turin: We still don't know why the Hullen left a secret squad of ships here, how to get inside 'em, or where to find Aneela. You two going to solve all that with your shitty cologne and sexual tension?
D'avin: I smell great.

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Added: July 07, 2017

Turin: How are you two with intense heat and unnecessary nudity?
D'avin: Pretty good, actually.

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Added: June 30, 2017

It's my body, it's my choice. Besides, it's not every day a boy gets to live out his cyborg dreams.
Johnny

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Added: June 30, 2017

You're a shitty negotiator.
Johnny [to Ollie]

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Added: June 30, 2017

She named her arm? Wow. Someone needs a puppy.
Ollie [to Johnny]

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Added: June 30, 2017

Pippin: I can't feel my chakras.
Dutch: His what?
D'avin: His balls.
Dutch: Keep your chakras in your pants.

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Added: June 30, 2017

Dutch: Head butt?
D'avin: They're really in right now.

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Added: June 30, 2017

Don't take your haircut out on me.
D;avin [to Turin]

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Added: June 30, 2017

Whoa, Assassin Barbie! This is your response to our new overlords, murder?
Turin [to Dutch]

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Added: June 30, 2017

Remember when we used to just catch bad guys? Yeah, that was fun.
D'avin [to Dutch]

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Added: June 30, 2017

Hullen: We're coming for you.
Pree: Well, aren't you full of shit and sunshine?
D'avin: Now can I poke him?

Permalink: Now can I poke him?

Added: June 30, 2017