Dutch: Tough love is supposed to have some love in it.
D'avin: Sorry. Soldier D'avin is kind of a dick.

Dutch: Virgins don't prep this much for wedding nights, D'av. It's morbid.
D'avin: It's not morbid. It's ritual. Everything important deserves a ritual.

In-laws, am I right? Good luck up there. Don't let us down, Ace.

Turin [to Johnny]

Kendry: Is it me, or is Hullen sex amazing?
Aneela: Neither. It's me.

Johnny: We picked a fight.
Trus: Oh, I see. The little puppy nipped at the big dog, and now it wants to hide behind its owner's' legs.

Dutch: You don't know analog?
Johnny: Do you know how to fire a musket?

Dutch: I could never accuse you of murder. Because you're an attention whore activist who would scream it from the rooftops before I had a chance.
Alvis: That's not ... good point.

The fact that you're alive is proof I'm innocent, because I would have killed you first.

Alvis [to Trus]

Johnny: You're not going to get away with this.
Louella: I didn't do this to get away with it. I did it to get even.

Trus: You don't understand.
Dutch: That's why you tried buying deliverance from the Scarbacks, so you can abandon the quad with a clear conscience.
Trus: You do understand.

I've been blowing my brain cells for years on babes, booze and back issues of Captain Apex, and I'm still the smartest guy in the quad.

Johnny

Radec: I'm also drawn to more intimate threats.
Johnny: Then I hope that chair is ribbed for our pleasure.

Killjoys Season 3 Quotes

Hullen: We're coming for you.
Pree: Well, aren't you full of shit and sunshine?
D'avin: Now can I poke him?

This better be worth the chafing.

Pree [while running]