I don't mean to insult another man's work, but I've seen kittens play better mind games.

D'avin [to Radec]

Boys, time to slice and dice.

Dutch

Turin: Kidnapping RAC captains ... If we fail, they'll bring the entire agency down on our heads, And, oh yeah, humanity dies.
Dutch: Your pep talk needs work, Coach.

My counsel is a privilege, not a right.

Aneela [to Gander]

Cardiff: I'm not going to pretend I ever liked you, Turin, but I never took you for a traitor.
Turin: That's OK, Cardiff, I always took you for a moron.

My ears need a shower.

to D'avin}

Now let's put Daddy's killer in a corner, and let her learn what pain is.

Aneela [to Kendry]

Crowns make for shitty companions, and lonely queens.

Kendry [to Aneela]

Little Jaqobis would never kill a Niner. He's the smart one.

Turin

First, I don't blush, I glow. This is not how bar-stool privilege works, Princess. Everything on my side of the bar is my business. Everything on your side of the bar is my business.

Pree [to Dutch]

In your corners, nerds. Turin built as this pretty black site so you pocket-protectors can play nice. Now, what's the problem, in normal-people words?

D'avin [to Johnny and Zephyr]

Zephyr: Unzip your shirt and show me your nipples.
D'avin: Do you remember when we talked about office-appropriate?

Killjoys Season 3 Quotes

Hullen: We're coming for you.
Pree: Well, aren't you full of shit and sunshine?
D'avin: Now can I poke him?

This better be worth the chafing.

Pree [while running]