Lethal Weapon
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The only easy day was yesterday.
Riggs
He's...he's like family.
Murtaugh
Barber (to Riggs): What kind of look was you going for?
Murtaugh: Mid-80s Selleck.
Barber: I was thinking mid-70s porn.
Riggs: This is not easy for one man to say to another, but your head is wonderfully round. Bald is beautiful.
Murtaugh: Sometimes at sunset, when it's slightly dark out, your mustache looks almost not ridiculous.
Murtaugh: He's crazier than a sack of cats.
Riggs: Did you say I was crazier than a sack of cats?
Murtaugh: Funky, feral, and confused. That's you.
Avery: You know, as much as I enjoy you both sitting there with your mouths shut, you two need to bury the hatchet. And, I can't believe I'm saying this: get back to being your usual pain in the ass selves.
Dad, look I know I messed up, but I want you and mom to know that's not the man I'm trying to be.
RJ
Murtaugh: Two black teenagers, one of them my son, pulled over by a uni I don't know. Do you have any idea how bad that could've gone? No. Because, you have nothing to love in this world except yourself.
Riggs: Nice. And you wonder why your kids won't talk to you.
RJ: It's like cracking a case.
Riggs: What's like cracking a case?
RJ: Figuring out what a girl wants to hear so they let you, you know, get with them.
Rog, you remember I'm from Texas, right? Sports is more of a religion down there.
Riggs
Look, every person on a crew has a role. I'm guessing yours is breaking things, moving heavy objects, maybe grunting from time to time.
Murtaugh
Have you seen an enormous black guy with arms the size of my thighs?
Murtauch