Lethal Weapon
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Whoa. Easy kids. We're all cops here. Not seals or hobos.
Riggs
Murtaugh: Yes, it is personal. You wouldn't understand. You don't live in any kind of community. You're a sand hobo.
Riggs: A sand hobo? As opposed to what? A regular hobo?
Murtaugh: Your neighbors are seals.
Huh. There goes the neighborhood.
Riggs
Riggs: Trish, can I ask you a question? Do I look homeless to you?
Trish: What? Of course not. I mean, sometimes you're a little scruffy, but that's part of your charm.
Instead of community, we have landscaping, safer house, safer streets.
Murtaugh
Are you homeless?
Dr. Cahill
Well, to be honest, Ned, I don't have much of a career anyway.
Riggs
You're leaving. I have a bottle of wine and a babysitter.
Trish
Riggs, you can hid in the office. You can hide in the bottle. You can shoot your TV, get high, whatever. You don't have to talk to me, but do you talk to anyone?
Dr. Cahill
The two of you agreeing with each other? Now that's scary.
Avery
Riggs: Hey, Rog, don't make it easy for 'em.
Murtaugh: Hell no.
This time we went with my plan. Next time, we'll go with your plan. Partnership, right?
Riggs
