Favorite Leverage Quotes
Hardison: It's not what you think at all; it's an ASCD "automatic safecracking device"
Parker: I'M a safe cracking device! [pokes him]
Eliot: That's why the businesses are clean; they're dirty from the inside.
Nate: Well, yeah, I mean, if you have a body in the trunk of your car, you're gonna drive under the speed limit, aren't you?
Parker: You know, when you're sober, your metaphors get creepier.
Parker: I don't think I am being strange enough.
Nate: I doubt that.
I once saw a horse kill a clown.
Parker
Nate: You thought she was dressed like a nun for no reason?
Eliot: It's Parker.
Kaylin: Have you ever been in love?
Eliot: Once, I promised her I would be there for her.
Kaylin: How did it end?
Eliot: I made the same promise to the US Government, and you can't make that promise more than once.
Sophie: Chicken fried steak?? Let me tell you something: Meat should never be used as an adjective!
Let's go steal a country.
Nate
Nate: Hardison, what's the rule?
Hardison: Don't bring up a problem unless you have a fix.
I want flurries for Christmas, make it happen.
Parker
Hardison: See, I like this. I like it when we pretend to kiss.
Parker: Prented??
Hardison [grins]: Heeeeey.
Sophie: You have millions of dollars of loot on that tree.
Parker: Yeah, happy birthday Jesus.
