Nate: Can you climb a mountain Parker?
Parker: I can climb a skyscraper; I can walk up a mountain.
Eliot: Itís not the same, are there avalanches on skyscrapers?
Parker: No, but that would be so cool.

You better say something, I swear on my momma I will blow a hole through your bedroom and spiderman out of the side of this building.

Hardison

Let's go steal a country.

Nate

Frat Boy: Nerd! You will never be one of us, you're a geek!
Parker: Should I tell him it's the age of the geek?
Hardison: He'll figure it out in time.

Nate: Hardison, what's the rule?
Hardison: Don't bring up a problem unless you have a fix.

Eliot: I think I found the bomb.
Hardison: What does it look like? Red wires, blue wires?
Eliot: (clicks button on bomb) BOOOOOM!
Hardison: (jumps) Your not funny man.

I know a guy, who knows a guy who knows a guy, who knows a samurai.

Nate

Okay, let's go steal a royal title.

Nate

Hardison: This is the vice president of the frozen foods division, Erik Casten. Erik with a K, Casten with a C.
Nate: How is that relevant?
Parker: Oh, Eric with a C, nice and friendly. Erik with a K, evil.
Sophie: I didn't know that.
Parker: Everybody knows that.

I have hacked history here!

Hardison

Parker: It's not an ASCII code it's a shell code.
Eliot: That's great! You're Awesome! Let's go!

I'm assuming I'm speaking to the whole Justice League?

Choas

Leverage Quotes

Alec: I'm just very good at what I do.
Parker: This is the score! The score!
Alec: Age of the geek, baby.
Eliot: Somebody kiss this man so I don't have to.

Eliot: He tried to kill us.
Parker: More importantly he didn't pay us.
Eliot: How is that more important?
Parker: I take that personally.
Eliot: There's somethin' wrong with you.