Parker: To new friends, new food, and no fish.
Amy/Doctor/Parker: No fish.

She would have been very proud of how you stepped up yesterday and saved that police officer.


Sophie: How's she's doing?
Nate: Apparently dealing with some thieves.
Sophie: Baby bird is learning how to fly.

Parker: How would you handle these thieves?
Nate: Sorry, Parker you're breaking up. Who's Jeeves?
Parker: Thieves!
Nate: Bees?
Parker: No, thieves.

Hardison: Baby, love, kisses, snuggles, and other romantic verbs. Take your pills, be nice to Amy, We will be fine without you.
Parker: That's what I am afraid off.

WITSEC is like the ninth circle of hell for a guy like him...


I hope one can leave it all behind you.


How can a witness in protection we've been watching for the last 24hrs get access to $100,000 we didn't see?


No one is trying to kill you, you idiot!


You mean we gotta drive through a gunfight and not get shot like it's the Batmobile?


What are there...a couple of banks down in the Cayman Islands?


We can all be better, huh?


Leverage Quotes

Alec: I'm just very good at what I do.
Parker: This is the score! The score!
Alec: Age of the geek, baby.
Eliot: Somebody kiss this man so I don't have to.

Eliot: He tried to kill us.
Parker: More importantly he didn't pay us.
Eliot: How is that more important?
Parker: I take that personally.
Eliot: There's somethin' wrong with you.