Nate: Good job on this one.
Eliot: I know what you're trying to do Nate. You could have told me I had Le Grange the whole time, but wanted me to see if figure it out on my own. I trust someday very, very soon, what kind of game you are playing.
Nate: Good job on this one.

Oh my. There, right there sir - that is a wardrobe malfunction. I can see her who-ha. Her who-ha sir!

Sophie

Look Nate, I'm good with systems, you know that. This system hacks back. I got 7 million dollars set aside for mad cow testing, which nobody uses because, you know no one wants to know they have mad cow calves.

Hardison

Sophie. Corn subsidies, why did it have to be corn subsidies?

Yeah, the guys got integrity. Elected official or not, you can't con an honest man.

Eliot

Sophie: Did you know about this? Girls being dropped from 20 feet, it's unbelievable.
Parker: I know right. 20 feet, walk it off.
Sophie: Parker, you do know that normal people just don't "walk off" a 20 foot fall, right?
Parker: So, all those times I pushed Hardison off a building, and he was all AAAHHHHHH, he wasn't just being funny?
Eliot: I thought it was funny Parker.

I can make blue spaghetti or I can blow a safe.

Hardison

Parker: The spring rolls sneak up on you. The flavors come from somewhere else. Like a secret passage in the back of my, what's it called, palette.
Hardison: Air duct, got it.

Hope: Chef, I am out of these purple tomatoes.
Eliot: Hope, those are red onions.

Eliot: Nate, it's not drugs Lampart is dealing. It's bigger, a lot bigger.
Nate: If it's not drugs, what is it?
Eliot: Truffles.

Whitney: What's your name?
Eliot: Chef.

Eliot: Hardison, delivery.
Eliot: You gotta tip the guy.
Hardison: Here 2 quarters, 2 pennies. Go buy your mama something.

Leverage Quotes

Alec: I'm just very good at what I do.
Parker: This is the score! The score!
Alec: Age of the geek, baby.
Eliot: Somebody kiss this man so I don't have to.

Eliot: He tried to kill us.
Parker: More importantly he didn't pay us.
Eliot: How is that more important?
Parker: I take that personally.
Eliot: There's somethin' wrong with you.