I promised myself I wouldn't negotiate with a terrorist, but here I am.

Wendy [to Janis]

Victory: Now I look like this needy person that always needs to be saved.
Joe: What makes you think I'm saving you?

You can't pick and choose when you want to be the good mother. It's really phony.

Maddie

Victory: You're early
Roy: I like to get in at least half an hour before my boss
Victory: Well that might be tricky since I live here

Wendy: What age do you think is too young for a cell phone?
Victory: Six? Are you talking about Taylor?

Wendy: You've known me for 20 years, you know I don't try on shoes in public.
Victory: Oh, Come on.
Wendy: No no, they marvel at how big they are. They bring out measuring devices.

[about Joe Bennett]
Nico: Are you required to use his full name in bed?
Victory: [no response]
Nico: Oh my god, she had to think about it.

Kirby: Is this him?
Nico: Who?
Kirby: Your husband.
Nico: That's Walter Cronkite.
Kirby: You said he was older..

I get it. The bill won't pass until I'm officially stamped by the house and the senate.

Joe

Joe Bennett, did you fly me all the way to Paris to get out of dinner with my friends?

Victory

I like this side of you. It's like sorority girl meets women's prison. Can I frisk you?

Shane

Wendy: Sounds like someone is driving without breaks.
Victory [whispers]: Gun it.

Lipstick Jungle Quotes

I can't think less of you. You've smelled like mop & glow for the last week.

Victory [to Roy]

Wendy: Sounds like someone is driving without breaks.
Victory [whispers]: Gun it.