Lucifer Season 3 Episode 8: "Chloe Does Lucifer" Quotes
Amenadiel: Honestly, Luci, who cares how you spend your nights?
Lucifer: Um, EVERYONE! My exciting lifestyle gives regular people something to aspire to! I provide hope!
Luci, I'm likin' this new you. Boring suits you, brother!Amenadiel
Dan: Oh, I don't know. Monopoly? Doesn't exactly sound like the old Lucifer. I kinda have to say, you have become a bit "normal."
Lucifer: How DARE you?
Charlotte: You know, you might be just the person to guide me.
Ella: To where?
Charlotte: To somewhere other than hell. You see, I've learned there are consequences to my darkness. Really permanent ones, as it turns out. And I was thinking, you could help me avoid them?
Dan: Uh, he's a dude and he's straight.
Lucifer: That's never stopped me before, Daniel. I'm so good at flipping men, they call me "The Skillet."
Chloe: LAPD. We want to talk to you about a murder.
Benji: You're not paparazzi? Oh, thank God.
Lucifer: Sheesh. The things Dad gets credit for.
Dealing with mortality was so much easier when I was just another clueless idiot. Being a celestial insider really sucks.Linda
You think Mack's the killer? You're just profiling fabulous people, aren't you? Enough with this crusade against us already!