Dan: Okay, Monkey. Surprise. You get to eat chocolate cake in bed tonight.
Trixie: Why?
Dan: Does it matter?

• Permalink: Okay, Monkey
• Added: March 29, 2016

I hate it when people fight over me.

Trixie

• Permalink: I hate it when people fight over me.
• Added: March 29, 2016

I'd really hate to be in your head.

Chloe

• Permalink: I'd really hate to be in your head.
• Added: March 29, 2016

Dan: You don't care who you piss off, do you?
Lucifer: Not in the slightest, no.

• Permalink: Not in the slightest, no.
• Added: March 29, 2016

I'm stuck in a place I don't belong, and I'm not going anywhere anytime soon. I need to figure out how to be more normal.

Maze

• Permalink: I'm stuck in a place I don't belong, and I'm not going anywhere anytime soon. I need to...
• Added: March 29, 2016

Honey, your new friend is so delicious.

Penelope Decker

• Permalink: Honey, your new friend is so delicious.
• Added: March 29, 2016

Don't let your daddy issues cloud your judgment.

Chloe

• Permalink: Don't let your daddy issues cloud your judgment.
• Added: March 29, 2016

At first I didn't understand why God put you in my path, but then it hit me. Maybe he put me in yours.

Father Frank

• Permalink: At first I didn't understand why God put you in my path, but then it hit me. Maybe he put me...
• Added: March 22, 2016

Lucifer: The Devil friends witha priest? It's absurd.
Chloe: It's absurdly cute.

• Permalink: It's absurdly cute.
• Added: March 22, 2016

Patience is not one of my virtues.

Amenadiel

• Permalink: Patience is not one of my virtues.
• Added: March 22, 2016

For your penance? Ten bloody mary's and a good shag.

• Permalink: For your penance? Ten bloody mary's and a good shag.
• Added: March 22, 2016

Father Frank: We all have demons inside.
Lucifer: My demon tends the bar.

• Permalink: My demon tends the bar.
• Added: March 22, 2016