The detective doesn't need me anymore.

Candy, darling, the detective isn't a big fan of PDA.

I miss Lucifer. He was the best hugger. All squirmy on the outside but warm and fuzzy on the inside.

Ella

What good is a partner if I can't depend on you?

Chloe

Everything I felt about her was all smoke and mirrors courtesy of good old dad.

Here I thought this "Candy" was an insipid dullard but she may be my most formidable opponent yet.

Charlotte

That's exactly what we are, just friends.

You can't just grab what you want when you want.

Chloe

Dan: Where'd you learn to pick a lock like that?
Ella: My grandma.

Trixie: Why is there bad people in the world?
Amenadiel: I really don't know. There might be bad people in the world, but there's a lot more good people in it.
Trixie: Really?
Amenadiel: Like all the good people helping your mom.

Dr. Linda: I'm going to give you 60 seconds then re-surge your heart.
Lucifer: Sixty seconds? I've had orgasms that last longer.

Dan: You have illegal contacts?
Ella: You don't?

Lucifer Season 2 Quotes

Lucifer: Once upon a time, a boy met a girl. They fell in love. They had sex. The only trouble was they were celestial beings and that moment created the universe.
Dr. Martin: The Big Bang?
Lucifer: Never knew how appropriate the name was until now, did ya?

Amenadiel: Well, maybe she's not in Los Angeles.
Lucifer: She's here. I kept her in prison for thousands of years. She's coming for me. I know it.