Do you guys do this a lot? Like celestial planning sessions?

Dr. Linda

Take a swing and I'll shove that so far up your ass you'll have splinters in your stool.

My word is my bond.

Chloe: I don't want Trixie getting scared seeing my like this. Do I look okay?
Lucifer: You look heaven sent.

Are you done having your whisper fight? Just make out already. Get it over with!

Ella

I see you've found my love handles.

I guess we make a good team after all, don't we?

Chloe

Granny pants Decker a miracle? Please!

Maze

All I can say is follow your heart, son. These things have a way of working themselves out in time.

Charlotte

You have bad news to tell your son? Suck it up and tell him yourself.

Maze

Can I keep him?

Maze

If you want to know if you're a worthy romantic partner, ask yourself.

Amenadiel

Lucifer Season 2 Quotes

Lucifer: Once upon a time, a boy met a girl. They fell in love. They had sex. The only trouble was they were celestial beings and that moment created the universe.
Dr. Martin: The Big Bang?
Lucifer: Never knew how appropriate the name was until now, did ya?

Amenadiel: Well, maybe she's not in Los Angeles.
Lucifer: She's here. I kept her in prison for thousands of years. She's coming for me. I know it.