Do you think I'm boyfriend material?

The self worth comes from within, bitches.

Maze

You're like porn, stuffed crust pizza and a Hello Kitty blanket all rolled into one.

Sookie

Dr. Linda: Actually, I think you're more human than a lot of people I know.
Maze: Take that back.

I'm glad he found someone. He deserves a woman like you in his life.

Charlotte

I was improvising. I didn't have any zucchinis.

This is all feeling a bit masturbatory. Even for me.

Chloe: A list of everyone you've slept with in the past eight weeks.
Lucfier: Right. You'll need a much bigger notepad.

I'm a lover, not a Rolodex.

Lucifer: Are you jealous detective?
Chloe: No. I'm just trying to piece together a timeline. A lot can happen in five minutes.
Lucifer: You can't be suggesting...
Chloe: ...that you slept with her? I'm not.
Lucifer: But that I'm a two-pump chump? If we slept together, she wouldn't have left until the morning. Believe me.

Oh, no. Jana. Always with the tragic timing.

Chloe: I'm glad she showed up.
Lucifer: You are?
Chloe: Yeah. She just kept me from making a big mistake.

Lucifer Season 2 Quotes

Lucifer: Once upon a time, a boy met a girl. They fell in love. They had sex. The only trouble was they were celestial beings and that moment created the universe.
Dr. Martin: The Big Bang?
Lucifer: Never knew how appropriate the name was until now, did ya?

Amenadiel: Well, maybe she's not in Los Angeles.
Lucifer: She's here. I kept her in prison for thousands of years. She's coming for me. I know it.