Lucifer
Fridays on NetflixLucifer Season 2 Quotes
Consider me an emotional jockstrap for the Decker family jewels.
Chloe: I bet you an arm and a leg, mom, that he has no idea what today is.
Lucifer: That's not particularly wise of you to wage your lovely extremities, Detective.
Amenadiel: You can't kill her, mom.
Charlotte: Of course I can. I just push the button.
You are lying, Lucifer. To yourself.
Dr. Linda
Besides this is my fault. I should have remembered how selfish and thoughtless you can be.
Chloe
You need to see that you're not meant to be together. You belong with your family.
Charlotte
What's he objecting to? Air quotes?
Charlotte
That was somewhere I was sent as punishment, like the DMV, but with less screaming.
Dr. Martin: I find that people make Los Angeles their home for one of two reasons: They're running from something, or looking for something.
Someone really popped his cork.
Ella
He's got a stick so far up his arse you can see it when he yawns.
I was the kind of kid who did jigsaw puzzles face side down.
Ella
