Chloe: Maybe I should have waited until after dinner to say all that.
Cain: No, you're right. I do have walls up. I've had them up for a long, long time. When I feel like someone's getting past them, I run. But with you, Chloe, I don't want those walls up anymore; I don't want to run anymore. You deserve someone who's going to let someone in, and I want to do that if you'll give me the chance.

Dan: The school called. Apparently, Trixie gave Miss Brown pot brownies for Teacher Appreciation day.
Maze: Well, did she appreciate them?
Dan: No, she didn't, Maze. She was rushed to the hospital when she couldn't feel her legs anymore.

Cain: This isn't just a lovers quarrel.
Chloe: No, Lieutenant, you're right. And we need you on this case.
Lucifer: Wh...(sighs). And I normally love threesomes.

I think I made a terrible mistake.

Amenadiel: You see, it's like I was saying, Pierce, you gotta have faith because life can surprise you. Now, if my brother, the devil, can have that?
Cain: Then maybe I can, too.

Charlotte: We'll start by stating our grievances. Who'd like to go first?
Maze: She lied and betrayed me. Next.

You poor, poor dear. Can I get you something? Some tea, some more face needles, perhaps?

Detective, I say we let Pinhead sing. After all, some people are just destined to be in the spotlight. Others not, like you, for example.

Pinhead: Detective, if I hid under a rock every time there was an issue, I'd still be doing bat mitzvahs.
Lucifer: Also, you'd be under a rock. Most unpleasant.

Pierce: It's just life, you know? It's like this eternal wasteland of meaningless existence. A dark void staring down at you like a beaten dog scrounging on the side of the road just waiting to get mowed down by the next tsunami of crap.
Dan: Wow. Hmpf. Maybe we all are just dust in the wind.

Well, I'm not done. Abel's how my curse started, he's gotta be how it ends. As long as he's alive, I still have hope. [Abel is struck down by an ambulance.]

Cain

Lucifer: I know I promised to help end your curse, but I'm afraid we need to dissolve our unholy alliance.
Cain: Why?
Lucifer: The risk is too great. I mean, I don't mind putting myself in danger, but the Detective? If she had died, it would have been my fault.
Cain: But you're the Devil. You always keep your word.
Lucifer: I do. I hope you understand how difficult a decision this was, and yet, probably the easiest I've ever made.