Magnum P.I.
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T.C.: What's wrong? I thought you'd be jazzed to move out of Casa de Higgins and into a place on your own.
Rick: I am. I guess I was just hoping that, instead of moving onto a houseboat, I'd be moving into a house house with Suzy and Joy.
Magnum: You get my message?
Higgins: Yes. It seems like you managed to make Detective Childs angry as well. Well done.
You know, you can be very wise for somebody with such a stupid password.
Juliet [to Thomas]
Dennis: My gosh, Dad.
Gordie: All right. I get it. When I was your age, I was desperate to leave home too.
Kumu: Sometimes, when you lose control of one part of your life, it can feel like everything else is slipping from your grasp.
Shammy: Yeah, I've been there. There's nothing scarier.
Kumu: You're quite the gumshoe.
Shammy: Gumwheel.
Sorry. I'm not good with social cues.
Pierce
A bit of advice, Lewis. If you decide to split town, use the ATM before you leave. Not after.
Peele: You're asking me to risk my life?
Magnum: I don't think I was clear. I'm not asking.
Higgins: Pierce is quite the recluse. He hasn't been seen out in public in years.
T.C.: If I had billions of dollars and my own island, no one would be hearing from me either.
Katsumoto: For the last time, I was checking email. Dennis's college acceptances are coming in.
Kumu: Oh, yeah? Did he apply to Google University and Wikipedia Tech?
T.C.: I smell a favor coming on.
Magnum: What? Am I that predictable? Don't answer that.
