Magnum P.I.
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on CBSMagnum P.I. Season 5 Quotes
Thomas: Now we can discuss how you're being weird in not wanting to talk to me.
Juliet: I'm not being weird and we've been speaking all day.
Thomas: About the case, yeah. But clearly, something's up. You've been acting weird since we left Rick and Suzy's place last night.
Rick: I don't know what to say.
Kumu: You could say yes.
We've got a new client and they want to meet immediately. I guess I could use the distraction.
Higgins [to Kumu]
T.C.: I just hope you understand.
Rick: I understand I'm going to have to come up with a large sum of money to buy you out.
T.C.: Look, I'm sorry, man.
Rick: Don't apologize. Without you, I wouldn't even have this place. You've got a chance to expand Island Hoppers, you gotta take it.
Magnum: Did you know you can turn human ashes into diamonds?
Higgins: Are you suggesting that if I go first, you're going to turn me into a diamond?
Magnum: Well, I'm going to need something to propose to my new girlfriend with. I don't want to die alone.
Magnum: We could call your wife. She could come and get you.\
John: Like I said, I can wait.
Kumu: I've taken 11 calls and eight of them required navigating some serious red tape.
Rick: It's hard to avoid when the government's involved.
I didn't want anyone to get hurt. All I wanted was to help my boy.
Henry
T.C.: Hey, you OK?
Mahina: Doing what I do, I see a lot of awful things. But this one's really gotten to me.
Rick: Kumu, I cannot tell you how much I appreciate you volunteering with us today. Seriously, you are a lifesaver.
Kumu: I would have started years ago. But I thought you had to be a vet to work here.
Rick: Nope. We can use all the help we can get.
Kumu: If you don't want help, why'd you call in the first place?
D.J.: I don't want to die alone. And it's easier to talk to strangers. No history. No judgment.
Magnum: Seducing your employees generally doesn't work out like this.
Rick: That's rich, coming from you.
