Magnum P.I.
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on CBSMagnum P.I. Season 5 Quotes
Higgins: Do you think we spend too much time together?
Magnum: Is this a test? I feel like this is a test.
You are really owning that chicken suit.
Thomas: That guy just totally checked you out. I guess he's into chicks.
Juliet: Please don't.
Is there a reason you're eyeing my breakfast like a rabid mongoose?
Katsumoto [to Rick]
Usually when some rando pulls something like this, I'm tempted to report them to the cops for stalking. But it seems like you're doing something nice for a friend.
Malia [to Rick]
Rick: How is that bacon? Are you enjoying it?
Katsumoto: Almost as much as I'm enjoying your pain.
Jacob: What's social media?
Higgins: It's a form of communication that's supposed to allow us to be closer to each other but actually isolates us further.
Knowing how lazy I am, we should have hit it by now.
Jin
Katsumoto: He was dead before you caught the case. There was nothing you could have done.
Juliet: Cold comfort, I'm afraid.
Rick: Let me guess: You lost it.
Jin: I'm not an idiot. I didn't lose it. I buried it and I drew a map to where it is.
Rick: So where's the map?
Jin: I lost the map.
What are you doing leaning on the car? It's not a photo shoot.
Thomas [to Jin]
Magnum: You're not serious about that whole discipline thing, are you?
Higgins: I'm English and I went to boarding school. So what do you think?
