Juliet: I guess we're going to have to surveil [Brody] the old-fashioned way.
Thomas: I guess we're going back to college.

For the record, that ain't camping. It's glamping.

T.C.

Cade: This is why I didn't say anything. I knew you would respond this way.
T.C.: How do you expect me to respond?
Cade: You should be happy, proud.

Higgins: You're late.
Magnum: No, technically, I was here a little bit early. So I figured I'd do a little recon, scope the place out.
Higgins: Recon looks a lot like recess to me.

You can't fault my timing.

Thomas [to Juliet]

Higgins: Where's Helen?
Brody: Gone. She took everything.

Katsumoto: I need your help, Magnum.
Magnum: Tell me everything you know.

Juliet: You're stuck, aren't you?
Jin: Like Winnie the Pooh.

Higgins: Do you think we spend too much time together?
Magnum: Is this a test? I feel like this is a test.

You wanted to spend the day apart so you two have fun.

Thomas [to Juliet]

Tate: If I catch you sniffing around again, there will be consequences.
Magnum: I'm not afraid of consequences, Mr. Walker. But you should be.

By the way, your car ... so last year.

Pierre [to Magnum]

Magnum P.I. Season 5 Quotes

Higgins: Besides, sneaking around might be kind of fun, in a naughty way.
Magnum: That's an even better point.

Juliet: On paper, we really don't make sense. The notion that opposites attract is a total myth. Our personalities are vastly different, and we disagree on pretty much everything.
Magnum: On the plus side, at least now when we have an issue, we can resolve those differences with make-up sex.