Katsumoto: He was dead before you caught the case. There was nothing you could have done.
Juliet: Cold comfort, I'm afraid.

Mahina: I'm sorry about before. I shouldn't have spoken to you like that.
T.C.: You ain't gotta apologize. It wasn't cool for me to just show up and put you on the spot.

Rick: Is it a good idea to use the Ferrari as bait? It isn't even your car, pal.
Thomas: You're doing a really great job filling in for Higgy. You even sound like her.

Shammy: What? Are you in a rush to leave or something?
T.C.: Do you blame me? I've eaten more Jell-O in the last six weeks than I have in my entire life.

Higgins: Under the circumstances, maybe it's better to ask for forgiveness than permission.
Magnum: That's something I would say. I don't know whether I should be proud or freaked out.

Juliet: T.C., there is no right way to deal with what you went through.
T.C.: There might not be a right way but there's definitely a wrong way.

T.C.: I just wanted to know if you had some time to talk.
Mahina: Now you want to talk? I've been trying to reach you for the last six weeks.

Higgins: I've like never failed anything in my whole life.
Magnum: C'mon. Never?
Higgins: No, never. I mean how did I fail and you pass? Sorry, that sounded awful.

Magnum: Maybe we can find a side mirror to replace the one we lost.
Rick: You mean to replace the one you lost.

Magnum: Thank you, chef.
Katsumoto: Please don't.

It wasn't just our freedom they took. We lost our family too.

George

Pick up the pace, Emeril.

Robber [to Kanoa]

Magnum P.I. Season 5 Quotes

Higgins: Besides, sneaking around might be kind of fun, in a naughty way.
Magnum: That's an even better point.

Juliet: On paper, we really don't make sense. The notion that opposites attract is a total myth. Our personalities are vastly different, and we disagree on pretty much everything.
Magnum: On the plus side, at least now when we have an issue, we can resolve those differences with make-up sex.