Well, I've got some bad news for you guys. I don't do breakfast. I do brunch.

John

My problem is I try to be nice to everyone, especially in hot tubs.

John

Hobbs: The lighting in that room is so horrible, yet...
Sharon: I know. He looks great, doesn't he?

How do you guys think this happened? Did this woman just climb into my box and die because she wanted to be near my clothes?

John

I made the board! Whoa!

John

Michael, my dear dear friend, your television show is sliding further and further off the bubble as we speak.

Provenza

Huh. These big boxes hold a lot more than you think.

Flynn

Would I have to go by Rusty Raydor? Because that is a terrible name. It sounds like a cartoon character or something.

Rusty

Provenza: Oh! I think she's going for the money!
Flynn: Money? I don't even have any money!
Provenza: I'm talking about Bug, you idiot.

The era during which it was professionally useful to me to have a wedding on my finger is long gone.

Sharon

Morales: She's 15 tops, still a kid.
Provenza: Without a name.
Sharon: She has a name. We just don't know what it is.

A library card is a preferred form of ID from illegal immigrants.

Provenza

Major Crimes Season 3 Quotes

Morales: No matter how many ways you look at it, some things never make sense. All I can tell you is they didn't suffer.
Sanchez: How do you know that?
Morales: Carbon monoxide poisoning. They were asphyxiated. Probably went to sleep inside a running car, inside a garage.

Hold on, hold on. We need to finish here first. And you need to keep filming. I want the jury to see this exactly the same way we did. OK Tao, open the other suitcase.

Provenza