I am not paying you to babysit your own kids George Johnson!

Virginia

To really anticipate someone’s needs, that’s a rare thing.

William

Maybe someday someone he shares a passion with, will have more to offer him than his wife.

Libby [about Bill]

If you were having a contest for most sexually adventurous girl in the hospital, who would win?

Ethan

We’re scientists. Not arsonists.

William

I simply want to answer the question what happens to the body during sex.

William

William: She couldn’t spell anesthesia.
Virginia: I can’t spell anesthesia!

You’d be surprised at the number of subjects who’ve admitted to losing their virginity in the backseat of cars.

Virginia

Depaul: Why would you want to get a degree? You seem to be doing just fine using your other assets.
Virginia: Because I’d like to avoid comments like that in the future.

Men are such idiots, even the smart ones.

Virginia

Aren’t you worried leaving me alone in your home? I’ll snoop. The minute you’re out that door, I’m go through every drawer in the house, every coat pocket.

Vivian [to Ethan]

We should plan a session for tomorrow night. Get some data on your hypothesis, that men are completely unnecessary.

William