Modern Family
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABCFavorite Modern Family Quotes
Ok keep in mind, I'm not in makeup yet, but do these sandals make my legs look thick? Because I can lower the hem.
Manny
Being a realtor man means working on sundays. Like priests and Lesley Stahl.
Phil
I'm kind of in a delicate spot stuck between my wife and the guy next door, but I'm pretty sure I can satisfy them both simultaneously.
Phil
Cam: It's a bird! It's a plane!
Mitchell: It's super out of breath.
Cam: Happy Halloween to you too.
Claire: You gonna put some blood on that? Maybe dangle an eyeball?
Phil: Who hurt you? I'm kidding, I know it's Jay and Dede.
People say clothes make the man but that makes no sense. What makes the man is a nice head of hair. Dammit it's like a phantom limb.
Jay
Claire: Welcome to the insane asylum of from hell!
Phil: That's what it feels like.
C'mon Jay this is my farewell tour Trick-or-Treating in the neighborhood, I have to go out strong.
Manny
Sexy people go crazy too you know. Read a people magazine.
Haley
It's obvious mom, you use Halloween as a way to show people you have edge. It's like accountants who buy are Harley.
Alex
Jay: So you don't think I look like Ben Franklin?
Gloria: Oh yes! That's who it is! The man from the hundred dollar bill. My favorite!
I know I know, you hear football coach and you expect to see somebody who screams John Wayne. Meanwhile the only time I’ve screamed the Duke is when we’ve argued over who’s the cutest on Downton Abbey.
Cam
