Modern Family
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABCFavorite Modern Family Quotes
Maybe next year, Alex.
Alex
Lily: Mrs. Daniels my projects have too much glitter.
Cam: Okay. Well, she needs a Mr. Daniels, because a project can't have too much pizzazz.
Claire: We were called into Principal Brown's office one week before Alex's graduation.
Phil: That can only mean one of two things. Either she's going to be valedictorian, or they're giving an award for sexiest dad.
Jay: Name two cabinet level positions.
Gloria: That's easier. There's the higher one for the glasses, and the lower one for the pots and the pans.
I'm not a doctor yet, but it seems like you're having some sort of brain episode.
Alex
I gotta stop talking to that kid while I'm drinking.
Jay
Mitchell: Oh my god. That burger was so good, I feel like I just cheated on you.
Cam: Yeah, I heard the moaning.
Mitchell: Oh my gosh, you cut yourself.
Lily: Don't get blood in my eggs.
I wanna kiss you, but I have surgery breath.
Manny
Can we maybe stay on my problem until the bread comes?
Claire
It would kill me if I thought that what I felt would hold you back from getting something that you wanted.
Jay
Manny: I think it's a bold step, and I support you in your journey of self improvement.
Gloria: No, you're not getting your hair straightened.
