Modern Family
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABCFavorite Modern Family Quotes
Manny: She's having her hair blown out.
Jay: That's a thing? That I pay for?
Okay one of us has to change. We look like twin toddlers at church.
Mitchell
I remember something nice you did. You bought me this dress yesterday when you were working.
Gloria
You're hair looks amazing, like you just got off a horse.
Haley
I'm gonna go over there and be as socially magnetic as I always am, we will put this on the back burner, but underneath know I am fuming.
Cam
Well do you like this suit? I wouldn't know because all you said was that it was tight and not in a cool, black way.
Phil
I don't like another woman in my house. I want to be the star.
Gloria
He's a weird man. He's like Phil except I have to pay for him.
Jay
We're in my kitchen, you have to stop saying 'hooker!'
Phil
Claire, I owe you a pack of lady razors.
Frank
Did you see that? When has your dad ever not wanted to pull Luke's finger. He's hurting.
Claire
You didn’t seem to care when you were eating all his practice cake.
Gloria [to Jay]
