Modern Family
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABCFavorite Modern Family Quotes
There will be no mourning Knight this afternoon.
Cam
Haley: You’re like that guy from the movie who wishes he was never born.
Alex: It’s a Wonderful Life.
Haley: You say that but do you mean it?
I’ve got six kinds of pills in my pocket but all this right here, this is the best medicine.
Charlie
Now I don’t get what tuna net you dolphins swam into but you guys are drowning out there!
Cam
Claire: So I finally get out of the closet and there’s dad looking down on me.
Mitchell: Been there.
Two things I bring to every open house, my lucky pen and a smile. I haven’t sold a house all month. Do you see me saying “I’m done”? Never. Because there is no “done” in Dunphy.
Phil
As a my favorite redhead once sang, “the sun will come out tomorrow.” That redhead of course was Mitchell, introducing me to the plucky orphan Annie. Whose never say die attitude pulled this country out of a little thing called The Great Depression. And anything a little girl can do, I can try to do too.
Phil
When I wake up in my own room tomorrow I’ll be giving thanks for my independence and isn’t that what Christmas is all about?
Haley
Jay: Trees are like women, the best ones make you work just a little bit harder.
Manny: She’s just not that into you.
Just when I’m so close to the Canadian border I can smell the bacon and reasonably priced medications.
Phil
Dad I was with you on the tight rope, I was your wingman at the wing eating competition, but I’m not feeling this one. You’re missing Christmas Eve.
Luke
5 oclock Christmas Eve and I have to find a dozen perfect presents for the world’s snarkiest, cattiest men. My dear, dear friends.
Mitchell
