Modern Family Season 6 Episode 9: "Strangers in the Night" Quotes
Mitchell: She's gonna wake up.
Cam: Oh please, she's got enough pills in her, she's gonna rattle like a maraca.
Sweetheart you've had 2 boyfriends in 30 seconds, that's practically Haley's record!Claire [to Alex]
Cam: Let's get this woman into bed and in the morning out of the house as fast as we can. Honestly, I don't know how straight guys do it.
Mitchell: Probably without those hand gestures.
Jay: Where were you when I was growing up? I'd of had your dice and cigarettes before you got to homeroom.
Manny: Where'd you go to school? "Guys and Dolls?"
We're showing Lily that we trust her enough to have one nice thing.Mitchell
Claire: Who's Victor? We never heard about him.
Haley: Oh because I knew you'd never let me go out with an ex con.
Haley isn't the only hottie living here. I washed the car in my cheer shorts the other day. I definitely felt eyes on me.Phil