Modern Family
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABCModern Family Season 2 Quotes
What about this two-hour Antiques Roadshow?
Jay
Manny I'll watch it today.
I'm not saying J.J. is small, but in the real estate section he was described as 'charming.'
Phil
Phil Dunphy is no straight guy.
Phil
Cam: I hate your beard.
Mitchell: Wow, you had that bullet in the chamber.
We fall a lot. Maybe you can be there to pick us up when we do.
Phil
Do I know McKenzie? I was McKenzie. I invented McKenzie.
Haley
We're not going to play good cop/mom.
Phil
Where was all this conscience when I got us into the first-class lounge in the airport and you chewed Angela Lansbury's ear off?
Mitchell
I'm probably going to have a Latino kid carry my clubs anyway, might as well be you.
Jay
After the earthquake, it might be nice to be around similarly dressed people.
Cam
It's like they say, sometimes God closes a door, but sometimes he closes it so hard, you can't get your wife out.
Phil
Yo yo yo, what's the hot topic on The View today, ladies
Phil
