Modern Family
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABCModern Family Season 2 Quotes
This whole thing is a colossal fog cue.
Jay
He scared the baby cheeses out of me!
Gloria
Claire: You're in a house of horrors being held against your will.
Alex: Yeah, I know, so why do I need the cage.
That's a lot of complaining for somebody who asked for thirds of our tandoori turkey last year.
Cam
Honey, trust me, I'm sparing you an entire day of guys asking you if you have a rough tongue.
Claire
Really, Mitchell? The worst Halloween ever? You had squeaky thighs; I lost a childhood.
Cam
A bruja is a witch! A gar-golll is a gar-golll.
Gloria
Can you imagine? One minute you're happily married, the next minute you're completely by yourself.
Phil
Oh, here we go, because in Colombia we trip over goats and we kill people in the street! Do you know how offensive that is? Like we're Peruvians!
Gloria
Phil: I am completely on board your mother's horse and buggy to yesteryear. For the next week, I may as well be Amish. Jebediah Dunphy: Raisin' barns, witnessin' murders, making electric-fireplace hearths.
Gloria: I took him to a farm where he has plenty of room to run.
Jay: That's the second thing they say when something's dead.
Don't skimp on linens. Don't compliment a teacher on her figure. And when it comes to my mom, never ask questions I don't want the answers to.
Manny
