Modern Family
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Sisters before misters!
Gloria
Lily: Y’all fightin?
Cam: No no sweetie, we’re just having a conversation about how your daddy can be so stuck up.
Hello Houstons? We have a situation.
Gloria
Manny: You know what’s super helpful? When the guy in line behind you calls you Mount Sweatmore.
Luke: I was trying to relax you.
Phil: Who says people at the closet convention get all the fun?
Luke: No one, no one says that.
Missouri, misery, huh?
Mitchell
Closet Con is the premiere North American trade show for the closet industry. I stopped going years ago because it’s a trade show for the closet industry.
Jay
Haley: I’m Alex, who are you?
Andy: I’m their manny.
Haley: Nice try, I know their Manny and you look nothing like him.
Andy: Ohhh, you’re Haley.
Have you seen the way he looks at her? The same way he used to look at Halloween candy.
Claire
Uh, uh, nobody throws up until I sing.
Phil
She’s so new to our school, she doesn’t even realize that I’m a full social class below her.
Alex
You didn’t seem to care when you were eating all his practice cake.
Gloria [to Jay]
