Modern Family
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABCModern Family Season 5 Quotes
That’s the worst call since they cast Russell Crowe in Les Miz!!
Cam
Mitchell [to Lily]: Wanna get our face painted like a pretty butterfly?
Cam: No I’m not in the mood.
Their ship went down but their love lasted forever!
Phil
Did you see that? When has your dad ever not wanted to pull Luke's finger. He's hurting.
Claire
Claire, I owe you a pack of lady razors.
Frank
We're in my kitchen, you have to stop saying 'hooker!'
Phil
He's a weird man. He's like Phil except I have to pay for him.
Jay
Andy: I'm the new Manny.
Manny: Am I being replaced?
A thousand therapists couldn't do what Gloria did for me.
Jay
Pepper: My job is to give you a snowflake that makes everyone die with jealousy.
Cam: That's all we've ever wanted.
I don't like another woman in my house. I want to be the star.
Gloria
Well do you like this suit? I wouldn't know because all you said was that it was tight and not in a cool, black way.
Phil
