Deeks: [Nina's] like a walking Rosetta Stone.
Kensi: With the gravitas of a Fellini film.

Elizabeth: Hollace, I'm worried about your heart.
Kilbride: There's a first time for everything.

Rountree: Is there something different about you today?
Kilbride: I got highlights.

Fatima: Sir, you're OK. Sir, are you OK?
Kilbride: Well, considering that I have been forced to live out my so-called golden years in this overly triggered, insecurity blanket of a town, the answer is no.

Deeks: The only thing I ever started out of my dorm room was a hot-plate fire.
Kensi: What's a hot plate?
Deeks: What's a hot plate?

Clyde: [Sean] says he finds consistency to be suffocating.
Deeks: That totally makes sense.
Kensi: What?
Deeks: What? Variety is the hot spice of life.

Who did your decorating? Marie Kondo?

Elizabeth [to Kilbride]

I'm starting to think that an ark storm doesn't sound so bad.

Rountree

Sam: I've got a guy.
Callen: Of course, you've got a guy.
Sam: He's an estate lawyer, the best in the city.
Callen: I don't have an estate. I barely have a couch.

NCIS: Los Angeles Season 14 Episode 13 Quotes

I'm starting to think that an ark storm doesn't sound so bad.

Rountree

Sam: I've got a guy.
Callen: Of course, you've got a guy.
Sam: He's an estate lawyer, the best in the city.
Callen: I don't have an estate. I barely have a couch.