Deeks: Keystroke logger? I tried one of those at a microbrewery in Seattle, although I prefer the complex aroma of a good ale.
Nell: Come on, Deeks.

Deeks: So all we need is patience.
Nell: Mahatma Gandhi?
Deeks: Axl Rose, I think. Could be Mel Gibson.

Granger: Callen, you do have issues.
Callen: Excuse me?
Granger: I have access to your personnel files, your psych evaluations. You're going in.

Kensi: I can't stand, I can't walk, I can't use my left hand. How much worse can it get?
Dr. Miller: Just look around you.

What about you, Dr. Tannen? Kind of a slight build. bet you got picked on when you were little, didn't you? But your parents didn't support you, and you came up with the whole superiority complex to try and cope with it. How'd I do? How close am I?

Callen

Townsend: That's an illegal search.
Hanna: That is legitimately funny coming from the NSA.

Deeks: Basically it's just cops robbing drug dealers, which is a story that's been around as long as ...
Granger: There's been cops and drug dealers.

Banuelos: Mr. Dill, do you like to fish?
Callen: Not too much. The smell makes me a little queasy.

Kensi: You should have just left me out there.
Deeks: I thought about it, I wanted to, but Hetty would be livid if I threw away a perfectly good agent.

Granger: Listen, nobody gets out of here alive. We both know that. And we should be grateful we've had this long.
Hetty: Ain't that the truth.

Hanna: I present to you the mother of L.A. sporting events, and you're doing paperwork.
Callen: The paperwork's not going to do itself.

Kensi: I don't want to be here anymore.
Deeks: I know you don't want to be here, but this is where you have to be if you're going to get better.

NCIS: Los Angeles Season 8 Quotes

In fact, if it were up to me, your trial would look like something straight out of Salem, the only difference being those poor women were innocent.

Duggan [to Hetty]

Callen: Hetty's always got a plan.
Granger: Well, she'd better have a good one this time.