Eric: The X-Box Games are coming up and we're building up my controller-grip strength. No pain ...
Nell: No weakness.
Deeks: No idea who you two are.

Deeks: Kensi, God bless her, puts on a good face, but I don't know if I'm doing a great job.
Granger: The only way you'll fail her is if you quit, so don't quit. You've got this.

Anna: Well, that was interesting.
Nell: I think I'm built for this.
Anna: I'll be driving home.

You're going to be better and faster and stronger, like the Bionic Woman.

Deeks [to Kensi]

Nell: So what do we do?
Eric: Worry to death about losing you.
Nell: I meant ...
Eric: You meant about the case.

Martin: It is better if she does not know the truth.
Callen: That's not your decision. It will hurt at first, but that's the fire you have to walk through to get your daughter back. It's not too late.

Deeks: Nell, what's your stance on 'Magnum, P.I.'?
Nell: Me, I'm more of an 'A-Team' girl.
Deeks: That's unfortunate.

Bike shop employee [to Nell]: My name is Rex, and your first name is ...?
Granger: Her first name is Special.

Granger: That was a good first day.
Anna: Thank you. Does that mean you'll have me back?
Granger: Maybe.
Anna: Maybe?
Nell: That's high praise coming from Granger Danger.

That's sexist and wrong on so many levels.

Deeks [to his mother]

Deeks: I want to be that guy, but what if I can't do it?
Hetty: That won't happen, because you're going to give her everything she needs to get better.

Kensi is a special agent, not a secret agent, which is fortunate, considering you just told a group of strangers. And technically, I'm a cop.

Deeks [to his mother]

NCIS: Los Angeles Season 8 Quotes

In fact, if it were up to me, your trial would look like something straight out of Salem, the only difference being those poor women were innocent.

Duggan [to Hetty]

Callen: Hetty's always got a plan.
Granger: Well, she'd better have a good one this time.