Callen: Remember, distract them, don't shoot them.
Anna: I don't always shoot.

Callen: I don't want to hear a thing about your tight calves or your chafed nipples.
Sam: You definitely don't want to hear about my rectus femoris.

Nell: She said 'Honey Badger don't mess around.'
Sam: What the hell does that mean?
Nell: I was afraid to ask.

If looks could kill. Oh, wait! They do!

Callen

Nell: Usually I drive a Mini, so this is a whole lot of car for me right now.
Deeks: You realize you're playing right into a stereotype, right?
Nell: Oh, definitely. And you realize I'm sitting on a first-aid kit to see over the steering wheel, right?

Don't mess with Kensi, because she can do good cop, bad cop all by herself. She just uses her good eye and her weird eye.

Deeks [to Nell]

Eric: I know it's none of my business, sir, but I know for a fact that Kensi's going to be back. Besides, she's irreplaceable.
Granger: I wish that were true, Beal, but it's not. For any of us.

I want to step up, I do. I want to be there for Deeks. The truth is I can't stop thinking about why I'm getting my chance now.

Nell

Callen: Hetty's always got a plan.
Granger: Well, she'd better have a good one this time.

In fact, if it were up to me, your trial would look like something straight out of Salem, the only difference being those poor women were innocent.

Duggan [to Hetty]

Get her [Hetty] some damn tea. Make it strong And get her some Scotch too. I want her awake and I want her talking.

Duggan

Nell: I just think of our guys as indestructible. I think about how cool it is to be a special agent, and then something like this happens, and suddenly you realize how quickly it can come to an end.
Eric: Kinda makes you want to stay in Ops, huh?
Nell: Kinda, yeah.

NCIS: Los Angeles Season 8 Quotes

In fact, if it were up to me, your trial would look like something straight out of Salem, the only difference being those poor women were innocent.

Duggan [to Hetty]

Callen: Hetty's always got a plan.
Granger: Well, she'd better have a good one this time.