Delilah is okay with sleeping… and doing other things… over your father’s ashes?Quinn
McGee [about his apartment's former tenant]: Did you know that when they found him, he was completely soaked in blood from head to toe? Cops could barely tell that he was human. They said that he looked more like Satan.
Quinn: ...Well, if you ever *do* tell Delilah, you should probably leave that out.
Oooh, he’s running! I was hoping he’d do that!Torres
There’s gotta be an expiration on the creepy factor! Besides, it’s not like it’s haunted!McGee
Wow, duplicitous backstabbers on Capitol Hill? Who’da thunk it?Vance
The world isn’t all zeros and ones. You can’t reduce love to a binary code.Qasim
Bishop: I’m not afraid of Gibbs.
Reeves: Well, actually, *I’m* afraid of him.
Reeves: I found Chen’s courier.
Bishop: So... you... jumped in your Winnebago to come tell me?
Reeves: No! I jumped in *his*.
Just makin’ sure you were paying attention…Gibbs [on pickpocketing Torres]
See, you have *fought* terror. Who better to create it?Earl Goddard
Abby: Is this an order?
Vance: Yes! Go be a bad guy!
What the hell! Your *fake* bomb just made a *real* explosion!Cop