Never apologize. (Season 7, Episode 12, but referenced previous times without a number attached)

Rule #6

Always be specific when you lie. (Season 1, Episode 23)

Rule #7

Never take anything for granted. (Season 3, Episode 10)

Rule #8

Never assume. (Season 9, Episode 21)

Rule #8

Never go anywhere without a knife. (Season 1, Episode 13)

Rule #9

Never get personally involved on a case. (Season 7, Episode 21)

Rule #10

When the job is done, walk away. (Season 6, Episode 24)

Rule #11

Never date a coworker. (Season 1, Episode 15, and referenced on other occasions)

Rule #12

Never, ever involve a lawyer. (Season 6, Episode 7; Gibbs is said to have other rules involving lawyers, but according to Tony, this is the "umbrella" one)

Rule #13

Bend the line, don't break it. (Season 11, Episode 4)

Rule #14

Always work as a team. (Season 5, Episode 5)

Rule #15

If someone thinks they have the upper-hand, break it. (Season 8, Episode 24)

Rule #16

NCIS Quotes

Bishop: Seriously? How'd you get that?
Tony: Well, it's like Gorillas in the Midst. You'll get to understand his grunts.

Torres: When I break out the glass, maybe I can rip out the bars.
Bishop: With what? Your superhuman strength?