NCIS
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Never, ever bother Gibbs in interrogation. (Season 4, Episode 10)
Rule #22
Never mess with a Marine's coffee if you want to live. (Season 2, Episode 9)
Rule #23
Rule #27: Two ways to follow: First way, they never notice you, Second way, they only notice you. (Season 7, Episode 15)
Always watch the watchers. (Season 8, Episode 22)
Rule #35
If feels like you're being played, you probably are. (Season 9, Episode 1)
Rule #36
Your case, your lead. (Season 6, Episode 16; Season 10, Episode 3)
Rule #38
There is no such thing as coincidence. (Season 7, Episode 21)
Rule #39
There is no such thing as a small world. (Season 10, Episode 14)
Rule #39A
If it seems someone is out to get you, they are. (Season 7, Episode 22)
Rule #40
Never accept an apology from someone who just sucker punched you. (Season 9, Episode 16)
Rule #42
First things first. Hide the women and children. (Season 7, Episode 23)
Rule #44
Clean up your own mess. (Season 7, Episode 24)
Rule #45