America?! Where they mix bacon... with syrup?!

Victoria Mallard

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• Rating: Unrated

Takumi Rin [on his affair with Ducky's mother]: We became an item in the '90s. But Bubbles made me swear to never, ever say anything to Donnie!
Ducky [baffled]: "Bubbles"?

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• Rating: Unrated

Suffice to say, knowing that my mother spent the last years of her life head over heels in love is the best Christmas present I could possibly have!

Ducky

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• Rating: Unrated

Keep your friends close. And the crazies even closer!

Gibbs

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• Rating: Unrated

The pizza delivery guy found her body in thirty minutes or less.

Torres

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• Rating: Unrated

I liked it better when he called me ‘Jimmy’!

Jimmy

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• Rating: Unrated

Torres: NCIS! Get on the ground!
Taj Robinson: Who, me?
Torres: No, the other blond guy with the other alarm box!

• Permalink: No, the other blond guy with the other alarm box!
• Rating: Unrated

Toilet, freezer, mattress. The go-to spots.

Walt Osorio

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• Rating: Unrated

Bishop: Gibbs, where are you going?
Gibbs: Overboard!

• Permalink: Overboard!
• Rating: Unrated

Don’t dance around it! Agent Bishop is saying this ship is full of seamen!

Judith McKnight

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• Rating: Unrated

DiNozzo Senior: It’s about Judith. Your ex-lover.
Gibbs [chokes]: My what?!

• Permalink: It's about Judith. Your ex-lover.
• Rating: Unrated

Michael Kettering: You told her I was married?!
Quinn: How could *you* not tell her?!

• Permalink: How could *you* not tell her?!
• Rating: Unrated