Tony: I've heard the saying "he got blown out of his shoes", but I never thought I'd see it.
Ducky: Now if the explosion had knocked his socks off, that would be impressive, wouldn't it?

• Permalink: I've heard the saying he got blown out of his shoes, but I never...
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Never take anything for granted. (Season 3, Episode 10)

Rule #8

• Permalink: Never take anything for granted.
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Never accept an apology from someone who just sucker punched you. (Season 9, Episode 16)

Rule #42

• Permalink: Never accept an apology from someone who just sucker punched you.
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Always be specific when you lie. (Season 1, Episode 23)

Rule #7

• Permalink: Always be specific when you lie.
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Never apologize. (Season 7, Episode 12, but referenced previous times without a number attached)

Rule #6

• Permalink: Never apologize.
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You don't waste good. (Season 8, Episode 22)

Rule #5

• Permalink: You don't waste good.
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Sometimes you're wrong. (Season 7, Episode 24, titled "Rule Fifty-One")

Rule #51

• Permalink: Sometimes you're wrong.
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The best way to keep a secret? Keep it to yourself. Second best? Tell one other person, if you must. There is no third best. (Season 4, Episode 11)

Rule #4

• Permalink: The best way to keep a secret? Keep it to yourself. Second best? Tell one other person, if...
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Never be unreachable. (Season 3, Episode 13, Gibbs)

Rule #3

• Permalink: Never be unreachable.
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Don't believe what you're told. Double check. (Season 1, Episode 1, Mike Franks)

Rule #3

• Permalink: Don't believe what you're told. Double check.
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Always wear gloves at a crime scene. (Season 1, Episode 1, Mike Franks)

Rule #2

• Permalink: Always wear gloves at a crime scene.
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Never screw over your partner. (Season 4, Episode 14, Gibbs)

Rule #1

• Permalink: Never screw over your partner.
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